VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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