You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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