so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My balls are so social today.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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