So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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