I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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