yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
