The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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