will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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