Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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