This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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