It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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