Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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