I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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