wat bout pragnant strippers??
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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