You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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