What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
