Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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