ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
