that's an acceptable place to lick
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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