Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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