You work out of a Hotel?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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