At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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