I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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