Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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