we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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