She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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