rhymes with "ouble enetration"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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