I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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