Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
