Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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