If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I see more hoeing in ur future
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