we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize