help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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