dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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