i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i just had sex bonerless
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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