well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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