Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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