I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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