White coat. Heels.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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