i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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