I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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