U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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