Im at strip club and am horny
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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