I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
