Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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