She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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