I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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