So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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