? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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