How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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