My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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