I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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