The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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