at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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