? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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